What do you call two Mexicans playing
basketball?
-Juan on Juan.

Why is divorce so expensive?
-Because its worth it.

Why is air a lot like sex?
-Because its no big deal unless you
e not getting any.

Why don bunnies make noise when they have
sex?
-Because they have cotton balls.

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
-A different bar.

Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a
retarded baby?
-They named him "Sum Ting Wong"

Why is there no Disneyland in China?
-No ones tall enough to go on the good rides.