Take a look at this list, which shows how easy a mans life would be, if the world were fair to men:

1. Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack on the arse and a cheers for the sex - now fuck off would pretty much do it.
2. Birth control would come in ale or lager.
3. Valentines Day would be moved to 29th February so it would only occur in leap years.
4. On Mothers Day, youd get the day off to go drinking.
5. The only show opposite Monday Night Football would be Monday Night Football from a Different Camera Angle.
6. Instead of eer-belly, youd get eer-biceps.
7. Tanks would be far easier to rent.
8. Every woman that worked would have to do so topless.
9. When the Police pull you over, every smart-aleck answer you responded with would actually reduce your fine. Example - Cop: You know how fast you were going? You: All I know is, I was spilling my beer all over the place. Cop: Nice one, thats $20 off.
10. Daisy Duke shorts would never go out of style again.