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The most powerful word?
Well, shit...
Shit may just be the most powerful word in the
English language.
You can be shit faced,
shit out of luck, or have shit for brains.
With a little effort, you can get your shit
together, find a place for
your shit or decide to shit or get off the
pot.
You can smoke shit,
buy shit,
sell shit,
lose shit,
find shit,
forget shit,
and tell others to eat shit and die.

Some people know their shit while others can
tell the difference between
shit and shineola.
There are lucky shits,
dumb shits,
crazy shits,
and sweet shits.

There is bull shit,
horse shit and
chicken shit.

You can throw shit,
sling shit,
catch shit,
or duck when shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit or serve shit on a
shingle.
You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier
than a pig in shit.
Some days are colder than shit,
some days are hotter than shit,
and some days are just plain shitty.
Some music sounds like shit,
things can look like shit,
and there are times when you feel like shit.


You can have too much shit,
not enough shit,
the right shit,
the wrong shit or
a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or
find yourself up shit
creek without a paddle.
Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit

and other times you swim in a lake of shit and
come out smelling
like a rose.
When you stop to consider all the facts, its the
basic building block
of creation.
And remember, once you know your shit, you don
need to know anything
else!
You could pass this along if you give a shit.
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